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The chicken appreciates your obedience



You found this site.


And we respect that about you.


now it's a you problem.

The Chicken
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Read On Arrival

Our manifesto is simple.



What Has Been Established

PROJECT TIMELINE
Current progress

01
The Bird
Something appeared on the bird's chest - some got curious.
02
Technological Sticker Revolution
QR codes were invented.
03
Celebration
What did you get for your birthday?
04
Project Kickoff Meeting
It may be true that you are late to the game, but it's not too late to join the revolution.
05
The Name
In an effort to determine the sex of the bird, a website was established.
06
Next Steps
Stay busy, my friends.

Firsthand Accounts

- Testimonials -

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"I still don't understand if it's a chicken or an egret. Like what is the bird? I'm so confused."

— Jane Holloway, Denver
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"I honked and.. then I found out.."

— T. Blaine, Portland
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"My therapist asked me to describe a moment of unexpected calm. I described this website. She wrote something down. She has not shared what she wrote. I gave it four stars because I want to see if anything changes."

— J. Park, Toronto

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No spam. Infrequent. Only when there is something to say. The chicken will not contact you directly. Because it's an egret.