EVERYONE…
…has at least one thing bad about them,
that nobody likes,
but nobody has the heart to tell them about.
You might be smelly…
You might have bad breath.
You might do an annoying blink while you’re talking.
You might have annoying nose hair.
You might have wax in your ears that everyone is grossed out by, but nobody tells you about.
You might be pronouncing a common word wrong and looking like a fool to all the ladies.
EVERYONE has annoying quirks.
EVERYONE has something gross or weird about them.
Hi, I’m Thilo.
I’m a very well-rounded, perceptive, wise, traveled man.
I want to hang out with you.
We’ll chill, grab some lunch, hit a nearby outdoor pub, and get to know each other.
Afterwards, we will sit down in my office and I will tell you everything bad about you, head to toe, ear to ear, in the most honest and shameless way possible.
And you will be thank me forever.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“That was the most brazen, unabashedly, brutal conversation of my life and I loved every second of it. This guy is a genius”
Jason THORNE
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
“I hate this guy so much. And I owe my marriage to him.”
Kim Francis
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“I thought this was a joke, boy was I wrong. No joke has ever fundamentally made me a better person.”
Jason Doe
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WHO HAVE BEEN
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FOR THE BETTER
contact me at:
me@thilosavage.com